Some of you requested college Sam and Nat, so here they are, looking salty. (Not that I needed the excuse.)
( tattoo reference! | used a pose reference as well, but i’ll link it once i find it… again… )
A shark just trying to make his way in the world.
His name is Trevor. He likes Coronation Street, cableknit jumpers and high quality sushi.
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."
gengrel uses his magical embroidery needle to stitch life into inanimate objects
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"
Go, you guys, go!
diner time??? time for eat!! wat for supper? [x]
Hoiset my up a ham hock, a Piggle Wibb’s and paste a barbarcar spice to it! Gotta get my grillel on 9.776/10 puts on my apron say Toot Boot the Cook Tooc on the Snoot Goot